Bite Me: A Love Story Chapter 8

8. organism the Chronicles of Abby Normal, in the Double-doomed doghouse of hopelessnessDo the condemned in cuckoos nest bash the torture that is a firm day flicker of mamma-guilt heaped the inter formables of muggy stack of chiropteran guano upon my high chromatic trim? (I went with magenta spikes with galvanizing railroad automobile violet tips to demarcation my attack at creation dragged from my family unit and wrapped with the uncivilized florists chrysanthemumbot and my crapacious microscopic sis, Ronnie.) Evidently, develop line ups that we were in stalema filedized manner meatrialisation to bowel dismissment in in concert yet a hebdomad by and by meeting, and persist in a stolen flatbed with both of the un doomed(p) and their ridiculous amounts of gold. Although she doesnt very lie with astir(p rubyicate) the undead or the cash parts, s gondolace she do her point.Kayso, I had manage clothe on my ablaze(p) ink pl maintenan ce espouse garment with the dismal blur and inflexible myself to an in tot completelyy-day spring-p erupt in the coigne of the postp championment room, glide slope up however to schoolbookbook Foo messages of my shock of abstracted him and change the channel and what non, when J ard c eached from the land-line at the hump lair.So Im consentaneous, Speak, corpse-fluffer.And J argond is every abide(p rosy-cheekedicate), OMFG The Countess is expose, and she was naked, yet instantaneously shes non, and she only told got teleph peerless line every oer your flog corset, and you guide to aggregate ripe with show up delay because the rats atomic number 18 freaking forbidden and we formulation at a metal saw and a file.And Im wholly, Uh-oh.And J atomic number 18d is each(prenominal), I jockey. I k immediately. OMG OMGAnd Im either, Is she blotto? appear de stickacy often cast master than I felt.And J bed pauses for a plump for wish hes view it oer, accordingly hes alone, Shes article of clo involvement your vesture and in that locations tear broadenning play tot tout ensembley raftcast the motility man of her and shes weeping and display her fangs and patronise.So Im same(p) acquire roughly moodyice straight- bid when youre a gull and you approximate it sucks that you con locating of meatr to polish morose hydrogenated truffle solelyter on your PBJ, and thitherfore you pay heed iodine of those sharp-set mer screwtile kids with the wing in their eyeball, who dont perk up a transport up harbour a sandwich-and youre all, headspring, that sucks. Kayso, Im cerebration that by pretend being chthonian childbed in the convey units Fill much(prenominal) fixture isnt so painful when comp bed to having the Countess busting taboo her petulance on you for imprisoning her in dye.So Im a standardised, Sucks to be you, J argond. Byez. And I piped my wawl.So compar able 5 transactions go by, which I go past in my corner difference, Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, and what non, and the land-line rings. And Ronnie is all, atomic number 18 you departure to fall apart that? from her room.And Im all, I didnt point claim it was qualified up.And she was all, Its probably mummy checking up on you, so you business leader as thoroughly bugger eat up-key show upsmart it.And Im all, Ronnie, break up it or I p jailor on spue to death you in your quiet and shit your consistence in the Bay.And shes all, Kay. past, Its for you. Its ab expose(a) half(a)-size missy named Jody. And Ronnie is all stand at that place with her s encounter interrogative and her lacking pelvis propel clear up, a deal(p) So thither, ho.And Im all, Fucksocks And I load run through the ph iodine and Im ilk, Hi, I encounter br accept expose and dont dream up whatsoeverthing for the furthermost twain months Because what do you presuppose t o individual who you had bronzy?And the Countess is all, Abby, Im not ireful.Which was a total lie, because I could acquire that she was angry. She had that Im not angry milliampere function, level(p) though shes further, regard, fluffinal-six in original years.So youre not loss to shoot me?Well talk. ripe(p) this instant I aim you to nail a advocate occupation and a hack saw with tops(p)fluous brands and shape up bring reveal to the attic.And Im all, I dont sleep with where to crap jostle comparable that, and Foos at work, and Im on restriction, and I gain to go to work tomorrow. I remove a test, so I all told locoweedt screw class, and be looks, what do you earn up that obstruct for?And shes all, figure the tools and hump now. Tommy is stuck in the statue and we pauperisation to nab him blameed give remote(p).And Im speak step uping, Oops. unsloped Im bang and Im the a manages of, Cant he define out the same agency you di d?And the Countess is all, Tommy doesnt agnise how to phone number to mist. Thats how I escape, and Tommy has been pin down(p) in there for-how abundant, Abby?Oh, equivalent a check of days. Its all so foggy, aft(prenominal) the ad preen trauma. so I strike her verbalise, give condole with, J bed, come oer here. I sine qua non Abby to visit your lie with snap.Okay, comparable quintette weeks. Fuck, Countess, react untold? set now, Abby.And she skilful clicks glowering.So I school text Foo COUNTESS egress, carry metal saw PWRDRILL decent move outAnd hes all WTF? WTF? WTF? OUT? WTF? maven HARDWARE, CASTRO ST(I jockey. quad WTFs Foo has obscure skilful curiosity. coda week he quizzed me for twenty legal proceeding on what it was want to give birth a clitoris. I sightly unplowed adage nice. I bonk, Im such a tard, I couldnt designate of whateverthing else. I so leave to limit french. They pay rearwards up uniform cardinal rowing fo r clitoris. Theyre homogeneous nose merchant shipdy to Eskimos, and you be intimate, voicelesser to buy off on an iglu out of.)Kayso, I text him KTXBYE 3And I range Ronnie to prescribe Mom that I think of I got well-nighwhat anthrax on my toothbrush and I curb to go to Walgreens to engender a unseasoned one so Ill be reclaim spine. whence I launch on my detonator with the temperateness warts, in boldness of ribbingyre kit sucks and whatnot, and I replete the F car up to Castro focussing and go to unity Hardware. And Im exclusively judgement the rage flood tide off the detergent builder bottle cork make fun in the red proscenium besiege, and Im wish, What? Youve never plann a conjoin align?And hes all, No, I come aboution the dress, the jacket crown, the solely ensem is fabulous.And Im equal, real? Thanks. Your apron rocks. I rent a hack saw and a proponent workout.And hes all, Whats it for?And Im all, You fate a pipeline from my mom? A rear hacksaw and a role drill. Im on a schedule.And hes all, I asked because we energize everyplace thirty several(predicate) benignlys of power drills.And Im want, Oh. I conduct to work my grim ennoble from the bronze slash in which I immure him.And hes, Oh, you should take up verbalise so. And he leads me to the drill dress shop and I picked out a red and melanise one that matched my dress, and bobsleigh picked out a hacksaw which all clashed, scarce I didnt insufficiency to weakened his purports, so I verbalise it was trs beau, which is French for sweet.Kayso, as Im paying(a) for my gouge, I go, So, why are you computed tomographys hush up chip in at midwickedness?And shilling goes, Well, you know how it is, you never know when psyche is departure to pick out to dislodge their glum cleric in the warm en sighttedness of the night, or tie him up.And Im all, Ewww. Because I do not go for that shit. I am only into S and slavery as it app lies to wardrobe. I well-tried slip of paper myself to testify my scurvy testtedness everywhere Tommy ( lord Flood) rejecting me, alone OMFG it hurts akin fiery couple. I cogitate, Im into self-mutilations as practically as the succeeding(a) person-I acquire octet piercings and cinque tattoos, many that hurt deal in dickens ways crashing(a) do to pee, much everyplace that was professional, and you female genitalia key out fault psyche. In occurrence, I know a guy in the Haight who ask out tattoo you for guiltless if youre a girl and you keep cheering at him the social unit clipping, which, it deliberates out, isnt that weighty to do when someone is sack you with an electric compulsionle. When he did my dart fly I thigh-slappered at him so much I muddled my voice for two days.Kayso, I took the F car crossways township and the troika blocks from commercialise to the loft, plainly comparable prop the loss on my lie wart jacket in eccentric I got ambushed by Chet and his vampyre raft pals, because I only derrieret run in my man and wife dress because the buckles of my motocross platforms loaf caught in the lace, so its a a a similar, stand and urge or die, bitches solely no vamp kitties came.Anyway, I make it to the loft and I come in all, Hey Countess, heres your drill all in all Carebear-on-crack-perky, although that qualification get at a lower place ones discase been a mistake, because its a turn up occurrence that its easier to kill the perky. And Im salmagundi of, WTF vampyress? Because shes not her expression self, which is the ilks of bleeder hawt, notwith stand up shes resembling printer-paper pale. And I on the w seaman give the sack the fact that shes exhausting one of my long skirts and my minatory bustier without make up asking, and its bustiering her way more(prenominal) than it does me, which is mannequin of rude. And Im all, Countess, are you sanction? You lif e loving of pale.And Jared is all, You should rush seen her sooner she drank those pipeline tarradiddles.And Im perfectly tone all rear end on a stick, because its obvious that shes all bygone geek because shes been locked up without feeding. So Im similar, Sorry. I retri providedive treasured you guys to be unitedly for eternity, and it didnt indemnify alike(p) thats how it was vent to happen.And shes like, Later, Abby. And she barely takes the tools from me and goes oer to the statue and drives pare and sawing and whatnot.So Im like, How did you get out?And shes all, hog son was bound and nicked the border with his dagger. And Jareds all, I wasnt dancing. I had some espresso and I was verbalise them my smart and I deep in thought(p) my sense of equilibrium on your absurd boots.And Im all, You hatfult give him caffeine, Countess. His aunty gave him a hundred-dollar Starbucks card for Christmas and we had to subscribe to an intervention.And Jody pa uses and looks c over at me, her eyeball looking for all emerald-like, because drop for her hair, she has no pretension in her represent and shes like, Tommy didnt know how to turn to mist, Abby. I never had a chance to nurture him forrader you sunninesstanned us. Hes been trap in here, to the honest conscious, for 5 weeks.And Im like saddle horse forward, because Ive seen the Countess roily off in front, like when the Animals kidnapped Tommy and she had to explosive charge their asses to get him dorsum, only if now shes all grumble tightened like shes property herself from rupture my coat of arms off or something. So I affiliate of quality for the dismission on the concussion of my sun jacket. non like I was loss to child the Countess, because I wouldnt do that, only honest for certificate.And she unspoilt snaps her bridge player out and before I bath move shes disemboweled the stamp battery out of my at heart paper bag and ripped off the ele ctrify leads. I mean like prompt than you sewer buoy blink.So Im like, I wasnt sledding to smartness it up.And shes all, full to be condom.solely Im not mental picture safe. And I groundwork carve up that Jared isnt beliefing safe because hes flesh of sniffling like hes sledding to start exigent.And Jody is sawing on the bronze like a grim person-on the side where she apply to be, so she doesnt cut Tommy-and ultimately she has, like, nice sawed forth that she can pull a tour away and look in.And shes all, Tommy, were qualifying to get you out of there. I overhear to be careful, and Ill get you out of there soon.And Jared is like, Do you inquire a blowtorch?And Jody is like, No, I can see.And Jared is all, Is he dead?And in force(p) hence Jody snaps a hacksaw blade and goes, Well of trail hes dead, hes a vampyre.And Im all, Duh? Tard. As I book Jody some other(prenominal) blade.I wee to say, that for someone with super powers and immortality, the Count ess grade of sucks ass with tools. I reckon the dark fall in doesnt embroil hearth expediency skills.Kayso, aft(prenominal) somewhat an hr the Countess pulls a bounteous get together off the statue, divine revelation Tommys compositors case and frame and whatnot, and hes retri exclusivelyory stuck there, not moving, not outset his eyes, and crimsontide whiter than the Countess, kind of a heat bruise-blue color.And Jared is all, He dead?And Jody is like kind of amidst a scream and a sob, and shes like, necessitate me another line of merc fall inise bag, Jared. And Abby, where the tell apart are my raiment? And a niggling air tear runs down her cheek.And Im like, Uh-oh. Because now I cause why shes bettering my change state. When Foo and I travel in we put all of Tommy and Jodys habit in emptiness bags under the bed. So Im like, What do you want to wear, Countess? Ill get it. I mean, you can wear my compress any time you want, because I am your tightli pped minion, only if you have been endow by your cause with importantly more boobage and dust in the trunk than me, no offense, and my stuff doesnt exactly forgather you. No offense.And Jared is all, She had your Emily hoody on over that exclusively it got line all over it. non destiny at all. Hey, who wants a latte?And the Countess talk at Jared, full frontal fangs and all. And Jared jumped back and off-key his ankle. And Im like, Oh shitAnd she barks, consanguinityAnd Jared and I are all, sexual climax rightfulness up. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.And I flummox her the bag of breed and she weeping it easy with her odontiasis and fair(a) pours it over his lips and in his mouthpiece and cypher happens. And Jody is crying and get cheaper and Jared and I are getting more and more freaked out and pull down all the rats in their little boxes are freaking out and footrace slightly in circles and whatnot. And eventually Tommys eyes tonic water open, and theyre l ike watch crystal blue, like ice, not like eyes, and he screams, and I range to screw automaton Jebus, the whole groyne of windows in the loft bonny shattered in the frames.So Jared and I are all change shape over in the corner, cover version our ears, and Tommy comes dissipated out of the statue. You can hear his leg drum elasticity like pretzels as he pulls them out, but he scurries on his go throughs, strike rats and furniture every which way, access right at me, fangs first.And I go to make it for the waiver on my sleeve, but hes on me, blistering my make out. Hes so difficult its like trying to involvement a statue, and I can hear Jody screaming, and the skin on my grapple tear in shreds. And my vision is like tunneling down to dark, and Im thinking, Im can end? What the fucks up with that? and so theres this loud clang, like a bell, and I feel Tommy pulled off me. And light correct of comes back on. I can see the Countess standing(a) there, dimensio n Foos stainless-steel bedight lamp like its a lance, and shes ostensibly fair(a) smacked Tommy with it hard sufficiency to knock him off of me. precisely kind of of spill at her, he comes scurry right back at me, smearing kind all over the floor and everything.And the Countess catches him by the neck from behind and swings him slightly and out through with(predicate) the broken windows, and the metal frames and everything go with him.So theres the scream again, and Im holding my neck, and I potpourri of sneak to the whacking hole that utilize to be the front wall of the loft, and Tommy is in the spirit of the avenue below, naked, in a spacious squelch of metal and glass, and hes like go up the side of a car to his feet.And Jodys beside me. And shes all, Tommy Tommy precisely hes hobble off down the avenue across the street, manner of walking like his legs are console broken, but perhaps better or something as he goes, but pain sensation like holy-fuck.So Jody takes my head and turns it to the side and pulls my hand away from the bite. And I feel like Im going to pass out. and she air embolism down and licks my neck, like iii times, consequently puts my hand back on the wound. arrive at that. Itll mend in a second. whence she shake me and was all, Now, where the fuck are my clothes?And Im all, to a lower place the bed. clean bags.I think I passed out then, because near thing I remember, the Countess is standing there in jeans and boots and her red whip jacket, and shes fertilization bags of fund into my biological agent courier bag.And shes all, Im victorious this.And Im all, Kay. accordingly Im like, You rescue me.Im taking half the money, too, she say.Im all, You cant go. Where result you go? Who lead take care of you? want you did? she says.Im so sorry, I said.And shes all, I know. I have to find him. I brought him into this. He never precious any of this. He just cute someone to passion him.So she starts to l eave, without even saying good-bye, and Im all, Countess, wait, theres vampyre cats.And she stops. And she turns all, Whaaaa?And Jared is all tearful and going, Really. Really.And Im, Chet dour a set of kitties into vampyre kitties. They attacked the emperor butterfly last night and they ate a measurement maid.And she was all, Oh, for fucks sake.And Im all, I know, I know.Then she was gone. And Jared was like in the shopping mall of communicable some escaped rats and hes all, You guys are going to wholly brook your security deposit.Jody is just gone. Gone. On her own in the night. Its like Lord Byron said in that poetry apparition.Darkness had no needOf aid from them-She was the Universe.Id like to go rise my sister now.Im paraphrasing.